When a Scottish friendinvited me to a Burns Night party in Edinburgh I hesitatingly accepted. I’m allfor men in kilts and a wee dram of whisky, but bagpipes give me a migraine andhaggis, neeps and tatties are not great for my delicate digestion. However,I’ve been longing to get up to the Scottish capital for a while now, in order to try outthe new Guerlain Spa at the recently renovated Caledonian hotel. This grandedame sits in the city’s New Town, a stone’s throw from its famous castle,and as facelifts go, the £24m price tag seems to have been well spent.
Bracing myself against the biting Celtic windand in an ill-advised pair of Lanvin heels, I negotiate the cobbled surface ofPrinces Street, bound for The Caledonian. Edinburgh is without doubt an alluring city, evenin the depths of winter, and it is easy to understand why the grandeur of TheCaledonian was a natural choice for Guerlain’s first UK spa.
I enter the hotel and look up at the sweepingmarble staircase. There’s something about historic hotels that makes mewant to whisper – as if I am in a library. I quietly ask where the spa islocated and am told it is on the ground floor; however, I have to take a liftto the first floor, walk to the other side of the building and take the lift back down again in order to access the spa – a circuitous route that ratheradds to the air of old-world idiosyncrasy.
The spa reception has the opulence ofVersailles, with mirrored walls, gold finishes and a vast contemporarychandelier that covers almost the entire ceiling. So far the onlydistinguishing difference between the Guerlain Spa at The Caledonian and thatat its Champs Elysée counterpart Institut de Beauté, which opened in 1939,is the accent of the chic receptionist.
I am introduced to my “beauty coach” (akatherapist) who takes me through to one of the six treatment rooms. After thereception’s luxe decor I am pleasantly surprised by its understated elegance,which conveys a more sober attitude to beauty rituals.
I decide upon the Orchidée Impériale PrestigeTreatment – its facial of facials – an anti-ageing therapy that claims tostimulate the tissues and firm the skin. The key component is the OrchidéeImpériale cream, which contains Guerlain’s “secret of eternal youth” – amolecular extract taken from the roots of three species of orchids, includingthe Gold Orchid, which is believed to increase the life expectancy of skincells. For two-and-a-half hours I will be treated to three facial massages andthree different masks.
As my body is crying out for some TLC, I also opt for the signature Edinburgh Caledonian Chic massage, an hour-and-a-half treatment that’s unique to the hotel, to have beforehand.
To begin, I am taken on a “Guerlain FragranceJourney”; I am asked how I’d like the treatment to make me feel, and when I sayI’d like to emerge more glamorous and dreamily relaxed, the therapist replies:“In that case I’d recommend a creamy vanilla scent with floral notes.” Sheintroduces me to the fragrance and sprays some onto a dressing gown, so I willbe enveloped in the aroma.
I change into the robe and a pair of slippersand am guided to a relaxation room to unwind. Meanwhile, my therapist preparesa footbath scented with my chosen aroma. She exfoliates my cobble-bruised feet and my lower legs, while I complete my prescriptionquestionnaire (I may underplay the number of Martinis I enjoy in a week – Idon’t want my coach to give up on me before we’ve even started).
I think a foot massage or bath should be acompulsory introduction to any spa experience – it’s the sumptuous starter to adelicious main course and offers a preview of what’s to come. This one is good. The scent is divine, as is the perfect amount of pressure on thesensitive soles of my feet.
As we move on to the massage, my beauty coach, who has been chirpily chatty, falls silent. She covers my body in natural oils, so I’m not intoxicated by an overwhelming fog of perfume, and performs the Edinburgh Caledonian Chic massage. She kneads my back with proficiency, but there is nothing of note that distinguishes it as a “signature” massage.
Up next: An age-defying assault course, fromYunnan jungle face creams to a paraffin hand wrap. Check back on Saturday 23February