Swellboy on… shooting glasses

Cunningly crafted specialist spectacles give our man a light bulb moment

Image: Brijesh Patel

As the shooting season draws nearer, I am of course preparing myself for the impending months of sport. For some this will mean having the gunsmith look over their equipment, for others it will be a case of a few afternoons of clay busting – and for me, the arrival of the new season will result in near-constant communication with my tailor Terry Haste and my oculist Sheel Davison-Lungley, of Meyrowitz in the Royal Arcade.

My declining eyesight (see Swellboy passim) has opened up a new avenue of self-expression through the medium of eyewear that has touched almost every aspect of my life, including my limited interaction with the sporting arena. And having had my 1970s Ray-Ban shooting glasses converted to accommodate the sodium-tinted yellow lenses made to my prescription, it occurred to me that I needed to have some polarised glasses to cope with the glare on the odd occasions that the sun makes an appearance. The only thing is that I do not have another pair of vintage shooters to convert, and I was rather keen on the sports-type side arms of the glasses that hook around the ear to keep them firmly in place.

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I mentioned this to Sheel, and with what I can only describe as an inspired flash of genius, she showed me a pair of shooting glasses with prescription lenses that she had just produced for another customer. What made these different to my aviator-style shooters was that the frame was a warm tortoiseshell. However, the ends of the arms had been cunningly fitted with the same springy hooks that keep the aviators on my ears, as I desperately swing and try to catch up with the birds.

It was as though a door had been opened, a light turned on, and every other metaphor concerning the elucidation of a universal truth had been employed. This sort of fitting could be used across a variety of sports, and I was sorely tempted to order a pair for playing backgammon. A varifocal lens might work best here (depending on the size of board, I might need distance and close vision), while the hooked arms would keep the glasses on my face if I turned too abruptly to light a cigar or move one of the pieces with an unwonted haste.

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However, the chief benefit of these tortoiseshell shooting glasses should be clear to even the most myopic of outdoorsmen… The softer, natural mottled caramel tone of the frame is a far better companion to the rustic hues of tweed than the harsh, gleaming metal frames of traditional shooting glasses.

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